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TK RP TwoKinds Kickstarter Parody RP - ARCHIVE
<Magic fluency? What's that?> *Mark scratches his head.*

*Karen walks out of her house and into the woods.*
Dat Basitin in the background, waaaay over there... can you see him?

<img src="http://stat.rumandmonkey.com/tests/1/6/5261/20801.jpg" />

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Magic that i can pull threw the earth

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"All is one and one is all"
*Mark looks at the ground.* <Humans are lucky, I feel nothing. I have to rely on Tyrus to pull all my mana for me.>

*Karen walks back to the house dragging a flailing DB.*
Dat Basitin in the background, waaaay over there... can you see him?

<img src="http://stat.rumandmonkey.com/tests/1/6/5261/20801.jpg" />

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Well you have other benefits that humans don't have

«whatz she doingz to him»

I don't know

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"All is one and one is all"
*Karen drags DB into the house and closes the door.*

*Mark laughs.* <Right, benefits. We are sporadic, suseptable to drugs, have a hard time controlling our emotions, cant pull mana out of the ground, still are hunted for the slave trade and cant set foot in a human town without getting a mean look. You see a benefit to that? It's amusing how you think.>
Dat Basitin in the background, waaaay over there... can you see him?

<img src="http://stat.rumandmonkey.com/tests/1/6/5261/20801.jpg" />

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Never mind

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"All is one and one is all"
*Mark chucks his empty ale bottle into the woods.* <Couldn't think of anything? Shocking. Well anyway I'm board.>
Dat Basitin in the background, waaaay over there... can you see him?

<img src="http://stat.rumandmonkey.com/tests/1/6/5261/20801.jpg" />

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Well do you want the rest of my ale

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"All is one and one is all"
<Tempting, tempting... I just dont know if I want to wind up like your little friend over there.> *Mark points to Amy.* <Then again... Give me a bottle.> *Mark holds out his hand.*
Dat Basitin in the background, waaaay over there... can you see him?

<img src="http://stat.rumandmonkey.com/tests/1/6/5261/20801.jpg" />

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*hands him the bottle * have fun

«itz funz being drinks *laying against will trying to stay up right*»

It is my drunk friend

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZW1UA.png[/img]
"All is one and one is all"
*Mark drinks.* <Not bad, thetaste is xquzit.> *Mark tries to stay sitting up straight.*
Dat Basitin in the background, waaaay over there... can you see him?

<img src="http://stat.rumandmonkey.com/tests/1/6/5261/20801.jpg" />

[url=http://dragcave.net/view/4ljLc][img]http://dragcave.net/image/4ljLc.gif[/img][/url] [url=http://dragcave.net/view/BjVn3][img]http://dragcave.net/image/BjVn3.gif[/img][/url] [url=http://dragcave.net/view/FQBUS][img]http://dragcave.net/image/FQBUS.gif[/img][/url] [url=http://dragcave.net/view/tuu4u][img]http://dragcave.net/image/tuu4u.gif[/img][/url] [url=http://dragcave.net/view/NxB7w][img]http://dragcave.net/image/NxB7w.gif[/img][/url] [url=http://dragcave.net/view/vEKF2][img]http://dragcave.net/image/vEKF2.gif[/img][/url] [url=http://dragcave.net/view/An2om][img]http://dragcave.net/image/An2om.gif[/img][/url] [url=http://dragcave.net/view/0fQlE][img]http://dragcave.net/image/0fQlE.gif[/img][/url]
I know

«willz your alightz you'rez a nice human to Amyz»

Um thank

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"All is one and one is all"
<Where you getz...> *Mark takes off his robe and the tainted ale bottle rolls out of it.* <Hay guz luokz whatz i foundz.>
Dat Basitin in the background, waaaay over there... can you see him?

<img src="http://stat.rumandmonkey.com/tests/1/6/5261/20801.jpg" />

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Uh what are those

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZW1UA.png[/img]
"All is one and one is all"
*Mark holds up the ale bottle.* <Iz more alz...> *Mark kisses the bottle.*
Dat Basitin in the background, waaaay over there... can you see him?

<img src="http://stat.rumandmonkey.com/tests/1/6/5261/20801.jpg" />

[url=http://dragcave.net/view/4ljLc][img]http://dragcave.net/image/4ljLc.gif[/img][/url] [url=http://dragcave.net/view/BjVn3][img]http://dragcave.net/image/BjVn3.gif[/img][/url] [url=http://dragcave.net/view/FQBUS][img]http://dragcave.net/image/FQBUS.gif[/img][/url] [url=http://dragcave.net/view/tuu4u][img]http://dragcave.net/image/tuu4u.gif[/img][/url] [url=http://dragcave.net/view/NxB7w][img]http://dragcave.net/image/NxB7w.gif[/img][/url] [url=http://dragcave.net/view/vEKF2][img]http://dragcave.net/image/vEKF2.gif[/img][/url] [url=http://dragcave.net/view/An2om][img]http://dragcave.net/image/An2om.gif[/img][/url] [url=http://dragcave.net/view/0fQlE][img]http://dragcave.net/image/0fQlE.gif[/img][/url]
«i hadz enoughz i just wantz to playz»

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZW1UA.png[/img]
"All is one and one is all"
*Mark tucks the ale bottle in the wrong pocket of his robe and tosses it to the side.* <I savz you for laters. What playz?>
Dat Basitin in the background, waaaay over there... can you see him?

<img src="http://stat.rumandmonkey.com/tests/1/6/5261/20801.jpg" />

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«yesz i betz it be fun»

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZW1UA.png[/img]
"All is one and one is all"
*Mark wobbles onto his feet.* <I say, Will put tie tree upsidown.> *Mark laughs.* <den wen Mady come geh him yank rop and pull Will out of rech.>
Dat Basitin in the background, waaaay over there... can you see him?

<img src="http://stat.rumandmonkey.com/tests/1/6/5261/20801.jpg" />

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No that wouldn't be fun

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZW1UA.png[/img]
"All is one and one is all"


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