TK RP TwoKinds Kickstarter Parody RP - ARCHIVE

[Flora Legacy]

*I frown*
you think I know how to do this??
that would be AWESOME if I did dotz...but sadly I dont...or I'da done this to one of you guys ages ago...HAHA...
but no...no I dont...
*pouts*

[Flora Legacy]

***multitasking severely, in order to partake in class and pay attention to class...so my replies will be delayed, to severely delayed...just fair warning...***

[T2x]

Fine drink this shot glass of Mandalorian *places it near Flora * plus i drink your stuff like my Scotch

[Dotzrus]

...maybe I should give Laura wings... hmm... Also if you two want to have a contest, be my guest.

[Flora Legacy]

*smirks*
yea...my old stuff...which is why I've never got any when I want some...and thats why I made this NEW stuff...in the hopes that I need less of it, so that you get drunk off your ass, as will I, so that I dont need to keep MAKING IT IN FREAKING 50 GALLON DRUMS... v.v"

*I drink the wine will gives me, and in return, hand him a full bottle of my new ale, and then hand him a flyer*
hehe...the flyers to make it more fun, cause you'll be struggling to read what the damn thing says when your drunk on this new stuff... well...bottoms up will ;3

[Flora Legacy]

***lol...not sure if that'd be a good idea due to me being at college and unable to rp very much/very consistently...***

[T2x]

Ok whatever *down the bottle with very little problem * w
Eh it was ok tastes like moonshine

[Dotzrus]

I prefer taste over content... MY stuff tastes wonderful without kicking your ass in one sip*
*Holds out a bottle in between Will and FL*

[T2x]

And that's why i drink Scotch

[Flora Legacy]

*I stand there after having swallowed the wine*
*pursing my lips*
that wasnt as bad as you made it sound will... sour as all hell...but not bad...
*still pursing my lips*

***ok.......dangit will...I know I cant force you to play my way, and I'd hope like hell nobody here, myself or db included, could/would do so, but damnit... out of the whole rp...i've always made my character drunk off her ass from her ale...at LEAST be realistic and slightly reasonable... i mean come on dude... this just aint right... v.v"***

[Flora Legacy]

***and yea, yea I make it to where her ale is supposed to kick your ass AND taste good, all in one go...lol...***

[Dotzrus]

*I hand the bottle to FL*
Wonderful flavor... try it.

[Flora Legacy]

*sighs*
what is this...you all tryin to get me drunk so you can do things I wont remember now??
NOT GONA HAPPEN...
*walks into my house, makes a lot of loud noises, and walks back out covered from head to toe in steel armour*
ok...I'll take that bottle now
*I say smiling, and then slowly taking the bottle dotz offered, and drinking it cautiously, slowly, and then chugging it after tasting how sweet it is*
man...that was good...what is this??

[Flora Legacy]

***......why do i get the feeling i'ma regret that based on how long you guys are taking to reply to that one... v.v"***

[Dotzrus]

It's called Alpha Ale. It's meant to taste extremely good while only getting you drunk when you want to.

[Flora Legacy]

...interesting...very...interesting indeed... might I ask how you make this wonderful ale??

NO...no...never mind...that would mean trashing my entire line of ale I've worked so dang hard on all this time.....
*conflicted inside, but doesnt want to show it*

[Dotzrus]

...you could always try mixing two good ales to make a great ale...

[Flora Legacy]

*smiles*
I was tempted to ask...but I didnt want to...I think I shall do so...but at that same time, that would require me to still know how you make it so that I could merge the two brews...otherwise I'd just keep having to mix them after they were both made... and I'm not sure how much I like that idea, and how much work that would be, because you couldnt make it on the large scale...not easily at least... v.v"

[Dotzrus]

...so do you want to know?

[Flora Legacy]

***LOL...*nearly falls out of chair laughing in the middle of class* the professors computer just did an automatic windows updates restart...LOL........OF ALL THE TIMES...HAHAHAHA...god... *wipes away tear* PRICELESS...***