TK RP TwoKinds Kickstarter Parody RP - ARCHIVE

[Flora Legacy]

*I begin to fidget with my fingers* *I attempt to avoid the reason I even brought nick out here in the first place* ooh, look, isnt this flower pretty nick??

***also...the flower in question is not the flower that dotz brought us all...however, just to make this a bit more amusing...fl DOES have a few of those flowers hidden in her tail's fur thanks to dotz...however, that MAY or MAY NOT have anything to do with why she brought you out there nick... *smirks* ***

^whatcha doin... *sarah giggles*^

[Flora Legacy]

***Roflmao...I JUST realized...I think I'll be able to play sarah JUST A LITLLE BIT TOO WELL :p... go on...you can admit it...I wont get mad...or bite ^^***

[Chaos Dotzrus]

*sigh*
I'm... napping... don't you have to bother DB or something? I remember him saying that he wanted to play with you...

[Nick]

*i make myself look patient*{it is pretty}*i avoid saying something else in addition**i wait a few moments, then ask very pateintly:* {...so FL, what was it you wanted to tell me?}

***lol, yup!!  after all, joint-personality  ;P  only it's hard to make her sound her age :/  lol***

[Chaos Dotzrus]

***also...fyi, seeing as nick didnt post anything while I was offline, we have decided that this last \"togetherness\" session that dotz so evily creative, has indeed been the cause/creation of sarah...so the next few days/weeks irl for the rp will be interesting...

***Just read it and yeah... I am that awesome!***

[T2x]

*see a 3 tenplars sitting at a fire* yo ~hmm who are you~ really you have no idea "wait your ... *cowers in fear* ~what is it~ im master Templar William and what are guys doing in the tiger territory ~ok crap we're here because we are scouting. ~ for " um just for a group of prisoners that escaped" o rly are you lying to me ~no no *shows orders*~ huh and guys shouldn't be all tense *sits down with templars and pulls a drink out*

[Dat Basitin]

*DB, Karen and Mark all walk back to the fire. Karen speaks.* <imagine that. Half the camp gone. Again.>

[Flora Legacy]

%*chad sees that sarah is looking slightly odd* uhm...sarah....are you.......allright?? *chad looks confused*.....hmm.......you look....like..... *lightbulb* OOH...are you constipated?? ***^_^...yes...yes I HAD to throw that in here at some point in time...so...there...*** %
^buut, db isnt fun...your fun... ^_^...and if your napping, then how are ya talkin to me...hows that work...can you teach me how to do that unkl docks?? huh, canya canya canya?? please please please...^ ***ROFLMAO***

***dangit nick...your making this hard to mess with you on... *sigh* well fine then...out with it fl comes :/*** ***party pooper...XD***

*fl speaking to nick, back in that situation*
well...you see...the thing is...just... *I launch myself at nick, and hug him before kissing him*
I love you nick...but I cant remember ANYTHING from last night...and when i woke up earlier, I felt all warm, both warm.... *blushes and hesitates for a moment*...down there....... and everywhere, but especially... *pauses again* down there....
and I dont remember anything at all, and I feel really happy around you right now...more so than usual...and I just...I just.....*pauses still* I want to know if you remember anything about last night...you know...like.... *pauses and blushes*...did we do anything??
*I look down from embarrassment and blush uncontrollably, as if I were both having a severe fever while drunk from MY special ale*

***ROFLMFAO...WHAT THE EFFING HE!! FIREFOX...WHAT THE EFFING HE!!...firefox...just...just....*quad facepalm from me and a friend at the same time* HOW THE MOTHER OF EFFING GOD DOES "embarisment" EVEN IN THE MOST EFFED UP OF ALL EXISTENCES EVEN REMOTELY EQUATE TO "dismemberment"...just....UUUGGGHHHHHH....WHAT THE EFFING BLOODY MOTHER OF MARY GOD....*begins rambling craziness*.... *sigh*...wow.......apparently the world has begun to end if EMBARISMENT RELATES TO DISMEMBERMENT...LMFAO...GOD...JUST.......UUGGG...***

[Flora Legacy]

^HEEEY....its bats... ***ROFLMFAO...god...I ONLY wanted/meant to type dat backwards and add an "s" to the end...AND WOULDNT YA KNOW IT...a tv ref :p...I MUST BE AWESOME I GUESS...I dont know though ... *shrugs*...lol...*** whereve ya been bats... ^

[Chaos Dotzrus]

***Got to go...***

[Flora Legacy]

***awww....well, we'll miss you dotz...come back and see us again real soon mkay?? ...lol...cya dude***

[Dat Basitin]

buut, db isnt fun...your fun.

OOC: not fun... NOT FUN!!!! i am plenty of fun thank you.
IC: {Um... hello there Sara. Just enjoying the fire. What are you up to?}

[Flora Legacy]

***rofl...no, YOU IRL are fun, you IC...are most CERTAINLY NOT fun...lol...you can try and hide it, but YOU CANT HIDE IT FROM ME...*FL*...lol...seriously though...db, he is NOT fun like you yourself can be IRL...in RL you and I joke, and find amusement is the mistakes and things, and just everything...db...no sence of humor at all...hes as dry as a saltine...lol...and THAT right there was something that just rolled off of my brain as I was typing... *cringe* god...bad phrase to coin... "rolled off my brain"....god...no...just.....no....... *shudder* bad image... BAD IMAGE DX...***

^ima just tryin to get unkl docks to teach me how he can talk to me in his sleep...I asked him what he was doin and he said he was sleepin^
*sarah smiles*

[Nick]

*i continue to hug FL while i get slightly embarrassed*{uh...yeah...about last night...the reason you can't really remember it is because someone started burning some Subtleseed...and you went into heat.........and uh...the reason you're warm...uh...down there...is, uh, probably because of, um...}*i get more embarrassed*{...well...we, uh......we did it...i barely remember it, but uh...we did do it...}

***sorry FL...i'm not good with suspense-making  D:  ***
***also, FL...for now i think Sarah would replace the "L" and "R" sounds with "W"'s***

[Dat Basitin]

*Mark looks at Sara.* <Thats too bad. But I can teach you to do this!> *Three Mark's appear and start dancing around Sara.*

[T2x]

*after talking to the templars* well i hope you guys find your prisoners *walks off back to the camp*

[Dat Basitin]

*DB watches the scene with Sara and Mark.* {Well at least he found something better to do with his magic than go insane.}

[Flora Legacy]

%huh...well this has been interesting...but I'm hungry now... and somehow, I have not touched my pop, nor my chips and dip... *eyes widen* SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE...VERY WRONG...I'm going to eat now... *chad *at normal speed* opens the tub of chip eip, opens the bag of chips, and dips them in the chipdip, eats them, and drinks some of his pop* mmm...thats good stuff... well, I'm full now... that was good... *after having only eaten 1 chip with dip, and taken one small drink of pop* now I need to go work this food off...hey, sarah, you want to come train with your uncle chad??

^sure^

*chad takes sara out to the forest where there is mysteriously a large black punching bat hung from a tree*
%I havent trained in ages...I wonder how good I am still...hmm...let me see...also, stand back sarah...this might not end well...its been soo long I dont know if I still have it or not...well, here goes...watch this sarah%
^I'm wachin unkl cad^

*chad goes to punch the punching bag...and strikes the bag very precisely*
*a hole in the exact shape and size of his fist appears in the exact spot he punched the bag, going completely through the bag, from one side to the other, making for a large, fist-sized hole you can look through in the bag*
%*chad grins* yep, I still got it...well, thats enough for today... *chad begins to smile* now to go eat some more now that I've burnt off all that excess food callories... come on sarah...time to head back to camp now...%
^waits unkl cad....sees what I can do?? *sarah says after she somehow fixed the missing hole in the bag, to as if that had never happened*^
%*eyes grow slightly wide for a second and then go back to normal*... cool...thats a really neat ability you have there sarah...%
^thanks^

[Flora Legacy]

***dangit...I replied too slowly...dat/mark, that will have HAD to have happened BEFORE her and chad left...sorry guys :p***
^that was sweet mark :p...I wana know how to do that...can ya teach me??^

[Dat Basitin]

*Mark looks at Sara and walks into a near by clearing.* <Sure thing. But first we need a change of wardrobe!> *Mark's fur turns metallic silver. He hen shows Sara how to duplicate herself.*