TK RP TwoKinds Kickstarter Parody RP - ARCHIVE

[Dotzrus]

Wassup?

[Dat Basitin]

*Mark sits at the table with Robin.* <I dont think Luxa would want to do that. She doesnt have to pull mud out of her fur, or smell funny when she walks in the rain.>

{So what do you want to do?}

*Greg strolls through the woods completely unaware of the approaching Omega Armada.*

[Nick]

W have you really been drinking? W
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{not sure really...used to enjoy hunting, but it's kinda late for that}

[Nick]

"well, it'd only be for a day though"

[Dotzrus]

...maybe...
*I poke her nose and waddle to the center of camp*

[Dat Basitin]

{That thing will take at least another two days to cook.}

*Mark* <Are you sure? You might not want to go back.>

[Nick]

"well, what can it hurt by trying it out? plus i could still stay as a human most of the time, then ask to be changed on certain days..."
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*Wrinry follows Dotz*
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{well damn...looks like it might be good though}

[Dat Basitin]

*Mark leans back in his chair.* <Robin. Wanna do the honors.>

*DB pokes it with his sword again and a lot more blood gushes out.* {Still raw.}

[Dotzrus]

*Note that the following stunts are not illusions and are as real as they appear. Caution is advised.*
*I shoot a few fireworks from my fingers into the sky and it starts raining candy*

[Dat Basitin]

OOC: lol, legal blurb.

[Nick]

{geeze...do you think we should make a few cuts so it cooks faster?}
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W wow! W
*Sarah wakes up, and starts trying to get candy and smiling*
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"wait...why not tomorrow? so i have a full day to experience it?"

[Dotzrus]

*I make a fire place erupted a fire tornado perfectly cooking the meat and take a chunk of it*
Cheers to purple trees!!

[Dat Basitin]

*Mark snickers.* <Thought you'd want a whole nite.>

*DB thinks.* {That's not such a bad idea, it's too big to do that all at once but we could cut pieces off each day and cook them individually. You want to try the first piece?} *Dotz does his thing.* {... never mind.}

[Nick]

"well...that could be tomorrow" *she smiles and kisses Mark, then sets out dinner and starts eating*
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{well then...}*i take a piece and try it*{well...it's definately distinct...}
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***already past my time, going to try milking every minute now***

[Dotzrus]

Come on Datdatdatdatdatdatdat!!! Relaaaaaaaaaaaax.

[Dat Basitin]

*Mark nods and casts a spell on Luxa.* <Fine then. Tomorrow you'll wake up one of us. What you'll actually be depends on your self image as a keidran though.>

*DB takes a piece and eats it.* {Ugh... Tastes like the sand it lives in.}

[Nick]

{maybe the inner meat will be better?}
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"ok Mark...and thanks" *she smiles and gives him a kiss*
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*Wrinry laughs*W yep, you gotta be drunk W

[Dat Basitin]

*Mark looks at Robin.* <Anything you want to be or are you actually content?>

*DB cuts further into the beast and tries a pieces.* {Better... maybe its an acquired taste.}

[Dotzrus]

-Luckily hes not a slurred drunk or an angry drunk.-
Maybe yourrrrrrr not as hungry as a giant bananananananananana!!
*I bite into the meat and rip out a huge chunk and eat it*

[Dat Basitin]

*DB just looks at Dotz* {Um... you can have it.}