HILARIOUS POSTS!!!

[Iceick]

%huh...well this has been interesting...but I'm hungry now... and somehow, I have not touched my pop, nor my chips and dip... *eyes widen* SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE...VERY WRONG...I'm going to eat now... *chad *at normal speed* opens the tub of chip eip, opens the bag of chips, and dips them in the chipdip, eats them, and drinks some of his pop* mmm...thats good stuff... well, I'm full now... that was good... *after having only eaten 1 chip with dip, and taken one small drink of pop* now I need to go work this food off...hey, sarah, you want to come train with your uncle chad??

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OOC: FL no offence but shouldnt this crap be in random speaking?

***you DARE speak back to your site GOD??!!...***
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*all of a sudden, a giant, what would appear to be a beer mug, and a bag of something that says \"lays chips\" on it, and a tub of something that says \"heluva good!\" drop infront of me out of nowhere*

uhm...guys?? where the heck did this stuff come fr...... *smells them*
oooh man this stuff smells good... and whats this drink??

*I go to drink it*
%LORY STOP...DONT EAT OR DRINK THAT STUFF!!!%
*I whirl around to see chad running up to me*
why not?? OOF
*chad runs into me knocking me down, and grabbing the stuff away from me*
HEY...WHAT WAS THAT FOR *I rub me butt due to being knocked flat on it*
%ooh sorry :3 but that stuffs my favorite things...cherry coke, sour cream and onion chips, and chip dip...however, I'm not sure how YOU managed to get them, let alone where the heck they came from... *chad scratches his head* but eeh...I'M GOING TO PIG OUT NOW...thanks lory...I owe ya one for this%
*I place my hand on my head out of confusions*
uhm...anyone know what the heck just happened here??

***ROFLMAO...uncw Cad...just...lol....wow...wow nick...THAT LINE RIGHT THERE ALONE deserves to be in the hilarious quotes IMO...but its up to the others whether or not that DOES go in or not..........*pauses and realizes what i just said is quite raunchy sounding...* yea...I'm not going to touch that one...

%*chad sees that sarah is looking slightly odd* uhm...sarah....are you.......allright?? *chad looks confused*.....hmm.......you look....like..... *lightbulb* OOH...are you constipated??

***and THAT right there was something that just rolled off of my brain as I was typing... *cringe* god...bad phrase to coin... \"rolled off my brain\"....god...no...just.....no....... *shudder* bad image... BAD IMAGE DX...***

I love you nick...but I cant remember ANYTHING from last night...and when i woke up earlier, I felt all warm, both warm.... *blushes and hesitates for a moment*...down there....... and everywhere, but especially... *pauses again* down there....
*I look down from embarrassment and blush uncontrollably, as if I were both having a severe fever while drunk from MY special ale*

*I grin at nick, and then place his hand on my stomach* ***not THERE on my stomach, but right about where my belly-button would be*...feel the warmth I was talking about?? *I say looking back at nick*

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*** oh God ***

***no...no I dont think thats something that god would be interested/influenced in...I'd think that it'd be more along the lines of what the devil/a demon would be influencing...rofl...yes, I went there too...***
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%hey now...you are NOT going to be drinking my pop...not unless you ask me anyways...%
chad...can i have some of your pop please??
%no%
PLEASE?? *puppy dog eyes*
%no% *cat eyes*
eeh...I'ma drink some anyways...
%ok then%

Why do you always create the funniest posts Flora? I was cracking up while reading these in the break room at work, causing everyone to think I was crazy (well technically they already know I'm crazy, but still).