HILARIOUS POSTS!!!

[Nick]

FL:
*I continue to hug whom I think is nick*
That's right nick...I'm your mommy...
*still slightly asleep, I realize that doesn't sound right, and begin to wake up*
Wait...I'm your mommy nick?? Really, that's not creepy?? *eyes open enough and I swee its sarah*
*I kinda shout*
OH MY GOD...uhm...hey sarah...good morning...how'd you sleep, and when did you get in here honey?? Also...where's your father by chance?? *I ask her uneasily*

[Iceick]

%huh...well this has been interesting...but I'm hungry now... and somehow, I have not touched my pop, nor my chips and dip... *eyes widen* SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE...VERY WRONG...I'm going to eat now... *chad *at normal speed* opens the tub of chip eip, opens the bag of chips, and dips them in the chipdip, eats them, and drinks some of his pop* mmm...thats good stuff... well, I'm full now... that was good... *after having only eaten 1 chip with dip, and taken one small drink of pop* now I need to go work this food off...hey, sarah, you want to come train with your uncle chad??

[quote author=Dat Basitin link=topic=344.msg7117#msg7117 date=1341180496]
OOC: FL no offence but shouldnt this crap be in random speaking?

***you DARE speak back to your site GOD??!!...***
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*all of a sudden, a giant, what would appear to be a beer mug, and a bag of something that says \"lays chips\" on it, and a tub of something that says \"heluva good!\" drop infront of me out of nowhere*

uhm...guys?? where the heck did this stuff come fr...... *smells them*
oooh man this stuff smells good... and whats this drink??

*I go to drink it*
%LORY STOP...DONT EAT OR DRINK THAT STUFF!!!%
*I whirl around to see chad running up to me*
why not?? OOF
*chad runs into me knocking me down, and grabbing the stuff away from me*
HEY...WHAT WAS THAT FOR *I rub me butt due to being knocked flat on it*
%ooh sorry :3 but that stuffs my favorite things...cherry coke, sour cream and onion chips, and chip dip...however, I'm not sure how YOU managed to get them, let alone where the heck they came from... *chad scratches his head* but eeh...I'M GOING TO PIG OUT NOW...thanks lory...I owe ya one for this%
*I place my hand on my head out of confusions*
uhm...anyone know what the heck just happened here??

***ROFLMAO...uncw Cad...just...lol....wow...wow nick...THAT LINE RIGHT THERE ALONE deserves to be in the hilarious quotes IMO...but its up to the others whether or not that DOES go in or not..........*pauses and realizes what i just said is quite raunchy sounding...* yea...I'm not going to touch that one...

%*chad sees that sarah is looking slightly odd* uhm...sarah....are you.......allright?? *chad looks confused*.....hmm.......you look....like..... *lightbulb* OOH...are you constipated??

***and THAT right there was something that just rolled off of my brain as I was typing... *cringe* god...bad phrase to coin... \"rolled off my brain\"....god...no...just.....no....... *shudder* bad image... BAD IMAGE DX...***

I love you nick...but I cant remember ANYTHING from last night...and when i woke up earlier, I felt all warm, both warm.... *blushes and hesitates for a moment*...down there....... and everywhere, but especially... *pauses again* down there....
*I look down from embarrassment and blush uncontrollably, as if I were both having a severe fever while drunk from MY special ale*

*I grin at nick, and then place his hand on my stomach* ***not THERE on my stomach, but right about where my belly-button would be*...feel the warmth I was talking about?? *I say looking back at nick*

[quote author=T2x link=topic=344.msg7189#msg7189 date=1341194304]
*** oh God ***

***no...no I dont think thats something that god would be interested/influenced in...I'd think that it'd be more along the lines of what the devil/a demon would be influencing...rofl...yes, I went there too...***
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%hey now...you are NOT going to be drinking my pop...not unless you ask me anyways...%
chad...can i have some of your pop please??
%no%
PLEASE?? *puppy dog eyes*
%no% *cat eyes*
eeh...I'ma drink some anyways...
%ok then%

Why do you always create the funniest posts Flora? I was cracking up while reading these in the break room at work, causing everyone to think I was crazy (well technically they already know I'm crazy, but still).

[Flora Legacy]

lol...like I said...I forgot my meds yesterday :p...I would like to think that I'm always funny *not trying to gloat either* but its even more fun (for me at least) when i forget my meds for a day... lets just say that I'm screwy enough WITH my meds, but FAR, FAR worse without them...lol...its fun :3

unfortunately however, if you had to be around me in person, although it might be fun on here...its lible to drive you nuts if you had to be near me in person all the time :p...lol...just ask db...he would know, to an extent at least XD...sadly enough for me...I remembered it today...

also, my mom DID go into work today... but *sighs deeply* she DOES have off work (due to vacation days) for the REST of the week... *pouts*

[Iceick]

[quote author=Flora Legacy link=topic=344.msg7294#msg7294 date=1341245557]
***lol...you have a point there...but I was actually expecting you to try and go kill shadow, not that...but both were realistic reactions...***

*eyes still teary and running down my face*
no...*sniffles*...no I wasnt hurt...I...I was just trying to have some fun...
*I pause, and then lunge into nicks chest, causing him to fall over, and begin to hug him, still teary*
I...I'm sorry nick...I...I shouldnt have tried to have fun in that manner...
*I then look into nicks eyes ***yes, I know, this is cheesy...but I cant come up with anything else quickly enough...so...there*** I couldnt lose you either nick...*I then kiss nick*

***and with that, I must be off...well...once I eat a few more chips...yummm...chips...only, I CANT eat just one...no...I'ma eat TWO :3***

***sorry FL...i thought it was all in OOC...  D:  i'l losin' it...lol***
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[Flora Legacy]

lol...dang...I must really amuse you guys...cause if ya think about it, and look through this thread...i dont know how many of the quotes you guys like so much, have been from my posts :3... *grins* do you guys really like my posts THAT much/find me THAT amusing?? *grins wider*...I always knew I was screwy, but this is actually the first, and if not the first, then the first that I can ACTUALLY recall, that people have found me THIS amusing...I mean, I know my local friends IRL seem to find me amusing *that is, unless they just laugh or grin to not show that I iritate them :p...and that *imo* is quite possible *grins* * ... but still...this, in all honesty, kinda surprises me...but then again *smirks* you guys dont have to deal with me in person...cause something tells me that you wouldnt find me as amusing if that were the case :p...but I'm only popping on here, cause I was going to start up some music on our families *cough* dads *cough surround sound system *THAT HE NEVER EFFING USES...500$ WORTH OF A SYSTEM, AND HE NEVER EFFING USES IT... x.x then when I use it, AND IT ACTUALLY FREAKING GETS USED, for my music *cough* yes I abuse it, but its a bad@$$ system, so WHO WOULDNT ABUSE IT :3 *cough* I always get yelled at, IF someone comes home while it is blasting *smirks*...but they are ALWAYS saying I'll bust it... *twisted grin* uhm...lets just say, AS EFFING HEAVY AS MY MUSIC IS, IT NEVER... I REPEAT, NEVER BOTTOMS OUT WHEN I BLAST MY MUSIC... YET ON SOME OF MY DADS MOVIES...IT DOES JUST THAT...[glow=red,2,300]AT HALF THE EFFING VOLUME THAT I BLAST MY MUSIC AT...XD[/glow]...so hows THAT for irony??lol... but anyways...i gota be going now...
and geez...for a post in the hilarious posts thread *wow..ironic phrasing...* this was a long off topic one...even for me :p

[Flora Legacy]

I noticed something disturbing, we have 16 people who signed up for the forums (including all the admins, so that's 4 admins + 12 members), yet only 6 of us are active, possibly 7 (I'm not sure about Zero yet). Are we intimidating everyone who joins with our 1500 posts per week. Or do people not realize yet how cool we are?

slushy............ *high fives*
YESS...JUST PURELY YESS...

[Iceick]

So i went driving today. I passed a resturaunt called Dirty Dick's Crab Shack. No lies.

That was too good to pass up.

[Nick]

what about my reply to that Icey XD

[Iceick]

got my crabs at dirty dicks;P  i have a shirt from there!!  XD

Sorry, I was busy watching Power Rangers.

[Flora Legacy]

O.O 15 out of the 40 posts are either of things I've said, or are about things I've said...meaning out of everything here in this thread, there are 15 things I've said you guys have posted here as funny...HAWESOME *eyes sparkle*

[Chaos Dotzrus]

Flora, so distraught from being attacked by Nick and then seeing her father killed, went into a blind rage and fired a blast of pure hatred at Dotzrus so powerful that it killed both him and Lady Nora.

...It's funny cause it wouldn't happen...

[Flora Legacy]

*gins* now now dotz...dont be too sure about that...I AM THE RP MANAGER AFTER ALL > *evil laugh*

lol...all joking aside though, no I wouldnt use my powers as rp manager to make that possible, but all the same, dont be too sure about that dotz...you never know *smirks*

[Chaos Dotzrus]

You can kick the author... but the character lives on!

[Iceick]

***lol, i can only imagine Yoda saying: a disturbance, i sense...go to the human town, you must...    XD***

[Flora Legacy]

You can kick the author... but the character lives on!

*grins* lol...

[Iceick]

FL:
***yea, needless to say I dontke typing with an onscreen keyboard***

When I read that I read dontke as Donkey.

[Flora Legacy]

FL:
***yea, needless to say I dontke typing with an onscreen keyboard***

When I read that I read dontke as Donkey.

Lol...it was supposed to say "don't like"...

[Iceick]

*Karen laughs, drops Mark and throws his clock on him.*

What kind of clock?

[Nick]

FL(as of REALLY FREAKING LATE 7/6/12 or REALLY FREAKING EARLY 7/7/12):
*I sence that dotz is near, and I walk out of me/njicks room, not noticing nick working, head out to the fire, and domnt even notice the barier, and walk right through it without breaking it*
Ooohoho, so dotz, you show your face to me again... *evil twisted grin* *smirks* and I sence your powers are all but gone...thisll be too easy... *I grin and pull out a knife abnd prepair to stab dotz, and upon staabbing him in the chest, a red floid comes out*
HAHA...NOW YOU'LL PAY DOTZ...NOW YOU'LL PAY...
READ THIS BEFORE POSTING...ROFLMMFAO


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*dotz however is not bleeding, the knife was a prop used in a play, and the knife is actually a fake toy pen, the red liquid being inc*
You are soo going to pay for this when everyone wakes up tomorrow and sewes you *evil grin as I write the following on dotz shirt/chest*
I am a big meany, tried to kill all my friends many times, hurt all my friends many times, tried to destroy the world, and don't even know who my friends are...please forgive my ignorance...I am sorry... signed and apprroved by fl
*and on my face, I have bulls eyes on each eye, a monacle over my right eye, and a curly moustache all drawn on my face*

***THERE YOU GO DOTZ...BETTER THAN ME KILLING YOU...also...ITS PERMINANT MARKER INC...XD...GOOD LUCK WASHIN THAT STUFF OFF...lol***

[Iceick]

[spoiler]*and on my face, I have bulls eyes on each eye, a monacle over my right eye, and a curly moustache all drawn on my face*[/spoiler]