TK RP TwoKinds Kickstarter Parody RP - ARCHIVE

[Nick]

*i step through the portal, barely dodge Dotz, and see the merfolk*{great...just fuking great...}

[Dotzrus]

...wanna pay up now?

[Nick]

{um...they after you?}*my equipment is suddenly on me in a flash of fire*

[T2x]

<wanna go relax on the beach>

Sure

<*walks down to the beach with will*>

[Dotzrus]

Yep... remember back on the ship when I told you I caught one? That apparently was the Prince of the Merfolk... do you want to give me my 200 gold now?

[Nick]

{how about i beat these idiots back and we're good on that one?}*draws firebane and another firesword*

[Dotzrus]

...Don't kill any of them. I won't let you.

[Nick]

{ugh...then we only push them back?}

[Dotzrus]

Yeah, no need to kill innocent people, their just pissed off at my actions...
*The merfolk reach the edge of the water and stop*
...or we can watch them be unable to get onto land...

[Nick]

*i put my weapons away, and walk up to just out of range of their melee weapons* can we make a deal? so you don't die waiting for Dotz to jump into the water?

[Dotzrus]

%There's nothing to make a deal about. He kidnapped our Prince.%
I gave him back...
%Not an excuse!!%
*They start to throw spears at me and I easily dodge them*

[T2x]

<this is great will>

heh i thought you'd like it hun *kisses her*

<i do love this that we are here where i grew up>

[Nick]

*i make a wall of fire between the merfolk and Dotz* well not only is he going to avoid going anywhere you can get to him, but if he wanted, he could kill almost everything on this planet without breaking a sweat...

[Dotzrus]

%Then we will fight to the death...%
*A giant Kraken emerges*
...That's new...

[T2x]

*** get the harpoons ***

[Nick]

you don't get it, i could easily kill that thing from HERE, and Dotz can kill me from the other side of the planet if he so wishes...hell, i killed a 5 headed HYDRA, which is similar to a demonic dragon

[Dotzrus]

...I beg to differ, Dragoneye is a true Demonic Dragon. He could kill me easily...
*The merfolk watch the debate*

[T2x]

"*a shadow talks* hey whats the problem"

[Nick]

{well, just to make things interesting...}*the kraken catches fire, and i start walking back to the portal*{when i step through it'll stop burning}

***gotta go now...don't want to be caught***

[T2x]

"well talk about anticlimatic"