TK RP TwoKinds Kickstarter Parody RP - ARCHIVE

[Flora Legacy]

fire?? FIRE?? NOT ON MY WATCH YA DONT...NOPE...
*I teleport to where mark and the kids are, and grab the bottle theyre about to launch*
nope...sorry to spoil the fun mark...but no...your not going to waste that...
*I look at him monotone eye color and pause*
*I grin wildly and slightly creepily*
use these instead...the are much more fun to blow up ;3
*I hand him a whole basket full of a new kind of my home brewed ale with a giant red X on the side*
just wait a bit longer before you blow it up as compared to the other ones *I say plopping down next to them*

[Nick]

*i walk over, and sit next to Flora, still blushing a tiny bit*{sure ya want to blow 'em up?}

[Dat Basitin]

*Mark scratches his head, then shrugs.* <What the hell, why not?> *Mark hands the bottle to Dan.*

*Dan puts it in the catapult.*

*Julia nocks another arrow.*

[Flora Legacy]

*after a minute or two I look back at nick, having apparently teleported him over with me, a mere 15 feet*
*I grin and blush slightly, making it obvious*
why, what ever do you mean??
***that part was before your current post***
yea...they were a dud batch....just...what ever you do...do NOT go into our basement... HAHA.... chad decided to let me use him as a guinea pig...

[Dotzrus]

*I sigh at catching no fish*
...we contaminated this water with booze, blood, and sex... there are no fish here...

[Flora Legacy]

*when julia hits the bottle, there is an explossion of such colosal color and force, that the water actually splashes us all quite substantially once the wave hits the shore*

[Flora Legacy]

*I gaze over at dotz*
you know it....and you KNOW you like it to...haha...

[Dotzrus]

*Water splashes on me*
...I'm covered by rabbit... too much today...

[Dat Basitin]

*The catapult rattles itself apart.* {Aww...}

*Julia puts her bow away and laughs.*

*Mark smiles.* <Just dont tell Luxa I let you do this.>

[Nick]

*i look at Flora*{well uh...is your fun ONLY gonna be outside?}
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J-<ok daddy!>

[Dat Basitin]

OOC: um, Mark is Julia's father... Nick you all there?

[Flora Legacy]

hey now....you guys only shot down one...now how could I claim to be crazy if I only let you guys shoot down ONE??
*I ask grinning*
here...use this one...
*I open up my storage rift, and pull out a catapult of my own*
here...use this one... ;3

[Flora Legacy]

depends on what you mean by that... *I say smirking*

[Dotzrus]

Flora... let me introduce you to Sparks...
*The pixie flies over*
...since you were asleep during that...
*Sparks turns FL into a guy and Nick into a girl*
Say hello to Florus and Nickole.

[Dat Basitin]

*Mark grins from ear to ear.* <Fantastic!> *He hands the bottle to Dan.* <You know what to do.>

*Another very large explosion.*

[Nick]

***too many characters to keep track of!***
***before Spark:***
{.........well uh...}*ends up blushing where it is barely visible*
***after:***
{THE FUCKING HELL!?!!}
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L-<oh come on Dotzy, it couldn't be THAT bad>

[Dotzrus]

Hehe... just play along Laura. I can enjoy life without sex.

[Flora Legacy]

theres lotsa things that can be done both inside and outside...
*I say smirking even more*
on multiple levels of both as well...
*blushing brightly*

huh.....*I glare over at dotz*
dotz...what the hell have you just done..........you know this wont end well if you leave us like this...right?? *I say glaring at him* plus...wasnt it bad enough with me female...do we really need me as a guy........think about that......

[Nick]

L-<well then, maybe i'll play hard to get>*she grins, which shows she's joking*
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*my eyes go a tiny bit wider*{oh crap...}

[Dat Basitin]

*Mark looks horrified.* <That's our cue to leave.>

*Dan and Julia pack up and follow Mark home.*