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[Dat Basitin]

*Karen coughs up several globs of dirt. then starts trying to blow the dirt out of her nose. When she is done she falls over exhausted and beaten looking.* <And thats why I dont teleport.>

[T2x]

<oh im sorry i didnt know >

[Dat Basitin]

<No. Its ok. I was the one stupid enough to try.> *Karen sits up and a lot of the hair falls out of her tail. She frowns and a tear comes to her eye.* <They are gone you know. I cant even get their scent.>

[Iceick]

*suddenly ozzie osborne comes into the rift* any of you blokes want a dove

[T2x]

<*sits next to karen* hey dont worry its DB and Will we are talking about and its not your fault> /*Matt trys to climb on Karen*/

[Dat Basitin]

{You dont know who he is?! He is the Prince of Darkness. May I have a couple of autographs?}

[T2x]

Really isnt he the bad guy

[Dat Basitin]

*Karen picks up Matt and more of her fur falls out.* <Ugh. I got some dirt in my skin when I teleported. I hope my innards are ok.>

*DB laughs.* {No. Who are you kidding? Ozzy is awesome! He played with Black Sabbath and helped write the song Iron Man.}

[T2x]

<*casting a cleanseing spell*> /*smiles then starts Giggleing*/

What every im going to find the prick keeping me here *keeps walking*

[Dat Basitin]

*Karen lifts Matt up. She tosses and catches him a few times.* <At least someone is happy.> *She smiles at Matt.*

[T2x]

<there we good your all clean inside and out *smiles*>

[Dat Basitin]

<Thanks.> *She stands and one more large tuft of fur falls out. She hands Matt back to Mady.* <If you dont mind I think I'm going to go try to hide my bald spots now.>

[T2x]

<um ok>

[Dat Basitin]

*Karen walks into her house and puts on a very heavy robe. She puts one of DB's helmets on and puts gantlets over her arms then looks at her tail and frowns.* <Now that's just sad.> *she puts on a cape and tucks her tail between her legs.* <I may look rediculous but at least they wont know I'm bald.> *She walks back outside.*

[T2x]

<karen do you know why this is happening *worried look*> /*plays with shadow*/

[Dat Basitin]

<Well of course. You saw what happened. I teleported into a solid object. When that happens some of you cells fuse with the material of the object and those cells die. In other words I'm hurt really badly right now.> *Karen sits down completely exhausted.*

[T2x]

<will you be ok Karen>

where is that blasted person who is keeping me here *Fires A black Cero*

[Dotzrus]

*I walk out of my house*
...Hello? Anyone here?

[Dat Basitin]

{Calm down Will.}

*Karen sees dotz.* <Open up your eyes stupid and yes i should be fine soon Mady. This isnt the first time I've done this>

[Dotzrus]

*I look at Karen*
What's wrong with you? Your usually not this snappy...