TK RP TwoKinds Kickstarter Parody RP - ARCHIVE

[Chaos Dotzrus]

*Walks out where everyone is*
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE...
*Everyone looks at me strange*
Guard: <HEY! *Looks at posters* That's the one who blew a hole in the Templar tower! GET HIM!!>
...
Come on guys, can't we just wait an hour before arresting me?
*Guard reads poster again*
<Uh, your the only one that is wanted Dead... and Not alive.>
Crap...

[Nick]

*realizes we're screwed*{HEY TEMPLAR IDIOTS!!!}*takes out fire-dagger-{REMEMBER ME?!!}

[Chaos Dotzrus]

At least this is an easy battle, there are only 4 guards...
*Raises hand and psychically crushes two of the guards hearts*

I guess you could say they had...
*Puts on sunglasses*
A bad case of heart break.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[Nick]

*rushes at remaining 2 guards, leaps on one and dispatches him quickly, notices other Templar step into a portal*{Dotz!! the portal!!}

ooc-*bu-bum...ting*  lol XD

[Chaos Dotzrus]

*Opens another portal as the templar walks into his portal, he then walks out the portal I made*
<Wait. WHAT?>
Portal swapping is a pain in the butt, huh?
*Blasts Templar with a lightning bolt.*

[Nick]

{alright, we gotta get Db and Karen and get outta here now!!  Dotz, if you have everything, DB needs a new sword...come on Will, FL}*starts running back to inn to gather up possesions and the other 2*

[Chaos Dotzrus]

You get things ready, I'll make sure that any small patrols that come up here don't report back.
*Picks up Wanted poster*
...Only 100,000 gold? Damn, I must be going soft.

[T2x]

fine fine give me a sec *puts stuff into bag*

[Nick]

*finishes waking DB and Karen up, and either equipping everything or putting it into a pack, room is as it was before we got there*{alright, now to get DB a weapon!!}

[T2x]

*Templar approuhes* <stop Master Templar> Move <No> i said MOVE *Magic sends the Templar Flying* i told you

[Chaos Dotzrus]

*In meditating position, hovering above the ground*
Are we ready yet? I'm trying to locate a place that the Templar can't find, or better will never go into.

[Nick]

{Dotz, all that's left is to get a few peices of equipment...}*runs to where blacksmith is*{*at the blacksmith:*  give me your best swords or i will ANNIALATE you...}*he gives all swords*{good boy...}*{runs back to where you all are, alright, ready}

[Chaos Dotzrus]

Not just yet...
*Giant explosion occurs farther in town*
Now we're ready. Let's go!

[T2x]

im ready *already walking off* now tell what are you again "oh im the eninty from the sword on your side" and your name is "Maxis" ok well start going before we chased "yes sir"

[Nick]

{alright, which way?  we can't go sea-ward...and the Templar are stronger East...}

[T2x]

Well my books said i was headin the tiger territory

[Chaos Dotzrus]

We either need to head East and bypass the Templars to Tiger territory or North into the colder region, we could also head to Fox territory where the Templar feel there is no threat... your choice.

[Nick]

{we have to go there anyway...ugh...looks like we won't have peace for a while...}*starts heading toward the Eastern exit out of the town*

[T2x]

ok fine *heads for the east exit*

[Chaos Dotzrus]

Great... more Tigers...