TK RP TwoKinds Kickstarter Parody RP - ARCHIVE

[Dat Basitin]

*DB and Karen start walking to Dotz's house.* {What do you think is wrong with him this time?}
<I dont know. He just seems so needy lately. Why dont you use your basitin black magic on him?>

[T2x]

Ok it just seem he rather familar

[Dat Basitin]

*DB and Karen watch Dotz crash out of his house. Karen jumps.*
{Ok, Dotz. Whats wrong? can you still talk?}

[T2x]

<*walks over to Dotz house to see whats wrong* hey is every thing ok>

[Chaos Dotzrus]

*I get back up enraged*
I will not be held here... I NEED OUT!!
*My arm turns into a black spike with I shoot out through the next shield. It grows longer and pierces through the rest of them, leaving a arm sized hole in every shield*

[Dat Basitin]

*DB just stairs at Dotz.* {Why do you need to go? Whats wrong? Should we all be worried?}

[Dat Basitin]

*DB thinks for a bit and has an idea. He holds out a bottle of root beer to Dotz.* {Will you explain whats going on if I give you this?}

[Chaos Dotzrus]

*I ignore everyone*
Too much pain... need... out...
*I turn into a snake and slither through the holes I made. When I reach the end, I turn back and run into the woods*

[Chaos Dotzrus]

***Nice try with the Root Beer***

*Vorgin grabs the Root beer and drinks it*
Thanks!

[Chaos Dotzrus]

***Ugh... got to go for today. Cya tomorrow***

*I collaspe in a hidden location in the woods and try to sleep*

[Dat Basitin]

*DB just watches him go.* {Eh, let him go. He'll be back.} *DB walks off.*

*Karen sighs.* <Your really just going to leave him?>

{Yes. He is beyond reasoning and needs some time to cool off.}

<No. we are going after him to make sure he doesnt hurt himself.> *Karen drags DB off and follows dotz's sent trail.*

[Flora Legacy]

***ok, really dotz...now YOUR having no respect for whats going on... x.x god dangit guys...AT LEAST TRY to be effing realistic...god dam...I MADE EFFING 250 GOD DAM SHIELD LAYERS DOTZ...GOD ALMIGHTY GUYS...1, 5, hell, maybe even 25 layers of a shield dotz, those I can understand...BUT 250 GOD DAM LAYERS, BROKEN IN LESS THAN 1 POST NO LESS...GOD DAMIT YOU GUYS...AT LEAST TRY TO HAVE SOME EFFING REALISM TO YOUR POSTS...god...spent a LOT of time thinking up THAT specific reply, JUST SO I'D ACTUALLY EFFING BE ABLE TO CATCH SOME OF THE DAM ACTION THAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M NOT ABLE TO GET ON HERE...x.x but no...nope, you broke through ALL EFFING 250 LAYERS...IN LESS THAN 1 POST NO LESS... x.x...and I always wondered why db would/could/did always get as mad as he does at times on here... yea...yea, I definately know where your coming from db when you get so p1$$3d off now.... *sigh*... and I cant even be online here yet...***

[Dat Basitin]

*Karen and DB walk for a while untill Karen stops. She looks around confused.* <Where did his scent go? He cant just dissappear.>

{Karen, Dotz knows advanced magic. I think he can cover himself.}

<Thats ok because we are staying to look for him.>

{No. the templar are out remember? We need to return to camp now.}

<Fine.>

*DB and Karen walk back to camp.*

[Flora Legacy]

*fl's clone sees him busting out, and acts like she doesnt know that he is busting out, and just stands in the shadows, watching him, and smirking*

*after dotz has left, and my clone feels it is safe to come out*
*smirks and laughs*
ha...haha....hahahaha.....
*my clone brings down the 250 layers of broken shielding, and walks out of dotz's house, still laughing*
*sigh*
ooh, man, that was FAR TOO easy...hey guys...dont worry about dotz anymore...well know where hes at from now on...
*my clone begins to clutch her ribs she was laughing so hard*
phweeew...I needed that...

its fine though guys...I planted a tracking device on him...*smirks*...or a few...*smirks even larger*...or a LOT...*smirks yet more*...*begins to giggle*...OK OK OK...I planted too many of them on him to be able to remember how many I placed on him...*falls to the ground laughing*...HE'LL NEVER FIND THEM ALL...

[Dat Basitin]

*DB freaks out and runs to his house. As soon as he is in he unwraps his feet and starts checking his fur for tracking devices.*

[Flora Legacy]

***ok, to make this easier for me to write for my clones...I'm going to refer to them as for example, clone1 and clone 2...aka, thing1 and thing2...lol...YOUR WELCOME DB...XD***

*clone 1*
*sigh*
really db...really??
*telepathically to db*
are you kidding me dude...i'm not going to place ANY tracking devices on ANYONE, NOT UNLESS IT IS ABSOLUTELY NEEDED...
*glares to the side*
them things are really expensive ya know...
*my ears jump straight up in the air, and my fur stands on end, and I then jump into a shrub and hide*

*FL then teleports out of nowhere, and is looking around with rage in my eyes*
WHERE IS SHE......WHERE THE EFF IS SHE??
*I look around angrily*
I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THOSE THINGS UNLESS YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED TO...AND YOU SAID YOU USED SO MANY THAT YOU LOST COUNT???!!...GAH...
*I storm off, trying to find my clone, aka clone1*

[Dat Basitin]

*DB sits down and starts rewraping his feet. Karen walks in and sits down beside him. DB unwraps Karen's feet and starts checking her for tracking devices.*

<Um... what are you doing.>

{Long story. Dont quite trust Flora.}

[Flora Legacy]

*the REAL fl slams open the door to db and karens house*
I'M NOT THE ONE YOU CANT TRUST HERE...ITS MY CLONE, SPECIFICALLY CLONE1...YOU CAN TRUST ME JUST FINE DANGIT...
NOW WHERE IS SHE??
*I yell slamming the door behind me, and going back to the search for clone1*

[Dat Basitin]

*Karen and DB stare at the door shocked.* {Ok looks like the storm has passed.}

*Karen blushes a little.* <You think she would mind our privacy.>

*DB smiles.* {You have learned well padawan.}

[Flora Legacy]

*db and karen hear me sigh outside from in their house, and then hear my telepathic thoughts, shortly before they hear an explosion outside*
REALLY??
REAAAALLLLYYYYY??

*they hear an explosion, and then hear shards of rock falling on top of their house, and everywhere else*

I MORE THAN RESPECT YOUR PRIVACY...I DIDNT POKE FUN AT YOU TWO THE MORNING AFTER I HEARD YOU BOTH GOING AT IT SO LOUDLY, ENERGETICALLY, AND ENTHUSIASTICALLY NOW DID I???
NO...NO INSTEAD, OUT OF RESPECT FOR YOU BOTH, AND OUT OF THE MUTUAL RESPECT THAT YOU TWO HAVE SHOWN ME AND NICK, I PLACED A VERY STRONG, AND VERY LARGE SOUND BARRIER OVER YOUR HOUSE, SO THAT NOBODY ELSE WOULD HEAR YOU TWO ENJOYING EACH OTHERS COMPANY SO ENERGETICALLY...