TK RP TwoKinds Kickstarter Parody RP - ARCHIVE

[Iceick]

***Goodnight yall***

[Dat Basitin]

OOC: keidran are french?! is that because they love sex?? lol. And Basitins are German? I guess they always were kind of scary. Anyway in this post the [] symbols represent Mark thinking to himself.

*Mark wakes up back in his house and walks outside. He sees DB and Karen in limbo in a rather heated discussion with someone looking strangely official. Mark rubs his eyes.* [Now, I know I'm going crazy. First I could see dead people, now I'm seeing dead people who arnt even dead. If I tell anyone they will probably lock me in an asylum. Ok, Mark. Be cool. No one has to know. I will just be quiet and keep walking. I didn't see anything.]

OOC: and since noone mentioned this in the posts after the fight, Where are DB and Karen's bodies? What happened to them after the fight? someone at camp please fill me in so I can get my characters back.

[Dat Basitin]

*Mark returns to his house and locks the door behind him.* [I need some kind of help. What is wrong with me?]

*Tyrus places his hand on Mark's shoulder.* <Nothing is wrong with you. You saw what you saw. They really are dead... for now.>

*Mark takes a step back shocked.* <No, this isnt happening! Back off demon!> *Mark bolts for his room.*

*Tyrus laughs.* <Demon, that's funny.>

[Dat Basitin]

*DB and Karen float in limbo. DB shakes his fists.* {NO! That is not how this is happening. I demand to see life's manager! We were removed from our bodies before we were dead.}

*The official laughs.* "I'm sorry but life gives everyone lemons now and again."

{Well do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to burn your house down... with the lemons.}

<Yea! With combustible lemons!>

*The official stunned takes a step back.* "Ok, I'll have him up here to see you soon." *The official vanishes.*

OOC: lol. portal ref.

[Dat Basitin]

*Seconds later a Man dressed in a fine suit, holding a glass of champagne appears before them.*

{And just who the hell are you?}

"Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year stole many of mans a soul from faith. Pleased to meet you. Hope you've guessed my name."

{I dont care what your name is I just want out of limbo.}

*The man chuckles.* "I can help you out, but it will require some sacrifice on your part."

*DB scratches his head.*

"I'm sure what is puzzling you is the nature of my game. Please have some sympathy, courtesy and taste, or I'll lay your soul to waste. Give me some time and I will make all clear."

OOC: now a Rolling stones Ref. lol. I'm full of ref's today.

[T2x]

*** anything i can do ***

[Dat Basitin]

OOC: yea, tell me what the F*** you guys did with my body.

[T2x]

*** um i think we moved them but not buried other than that i don't know ***

[Dat Basitin]

OOC: ok thanks. and if you dont know. Make something up IC. Just get on the RP like you normally would and I'll be back in the game soon.

[T2x]

*wakes up* huh i most of fell asleep out side *stands up*

[Dat Basitin]

*DB grabs the man by the neck.* {Listen you bloody pile of bones. Tell me where our bodies are!}

*Lucifer points over to a small tent that was prepared. A couple of urns sit outside waiting to be filled.*

{Thank you.} *DB drops Lucifer.* {Lets get out of here Karen.}

*They float off to the tent.*

[T2x]

*** really can't believe that ice drop me off with another child ***

*looks down* gah i can't believe i have another kid *picks up child* i swear this can't be my kid Matt is at home sleeping

[Dat Basitin]

*Once inside the tent they give their bodies a quick look over.*

<Wow, Flora is thorough. It's like nothing ever happened.>

{Yea... I wonder how much this is going to ache. It looks like we have been laying there for a long time.}

*DB and Karen reenter their bodies.*

*DB sits up with a groan.* {Damn, my arm is numb. Why did they just leave me laying on it like that?}

*Karen shoots DB a 'you're stupid' look.* <Maybe because you were dead.>

OOC: I know. You think it would have been someone else's child.

[T2x]

*** i swear i did have kid but like hell im going to name him Garry ***

Huh i still have a kid but im not even sure if this one is mine *sits down*

[Dat Basitin]

*DB and Karen walk out of the tent. DB trips over one of the urns.* {@#$#, being able to glide through things was so much nicer.}

*Karen laughs.* <Yea, but why would you want to go back? It was kind of boring in limbo anyhow.>

*DB and Karen walk over to the fire.*

[T2x]

Uh am i dreaming or you two aren't dead … did i bring back the dead when i was sleeping again

[Dat Basitin]

*DB pulls out a dagger and pricks his finger with it. A small amount of blood drips to the ground.* {No, I don't think I'm dead, are you?}

*Karen nods no.*

[T2x]

Well um welcome back let me guess you two are stiff as hell *cradling strange child *

[Dat Basitin]

*DB and Karen sit down.* {You could say that. What did we miss? Where did the kid come from?}

[T2x]

Im am not sure about the kid im going to send him back to his time later to day because this isn't my kid