TK RP TwoKinds Kickstarter Parody RP - ARCHIVE

[Nick]

{so uh...can i get inside to get a shirt to put over these badnages already?}

[Flora Legacy]

*I look down at mr blue blob*
ooh, heya bob...howve ya been, and what've ya been up to??

*bob speaks*
ooh, nothin much, just slopin around, scaring the crap out of passers by...its fun...
*me*
yes, yes indeed it is fun to scare people...especially people passing you by...
*sigh*
fun times...fun times indeed...
but anyways, what brings you by here??
*bob*
well, I heard you say you created a monster...and that worried me, cause you created me...and I dont want to be outdone...
*me*
oooooh, no, no your good...I just effed up my buddy chad over there...
*I look over at nick*
whats a badnage??
and nope...here ya go...
*I toss nick a shirt, and the shirt says, "I'm with fl" on it*

[Dotzrus]

...I sorta do want to know... last time you gave me something, I got knocked out almost instantly... AND I DIDN'T FORGET THAT ALE INSIDENT!!!

[Nick]

*i look at the shirt for a moment*{i don't think we had one of these a few days ago...you made this?}

[Flora Legacy]

*sigh*
well, dont say I didnt warn you dotz...dont say I didnt warn you...
*I grin evily*
*I then begin to talk to dotz in his mind so as to not freak everyone else out*
well...hmm...where to begin... uhm...well, lets try at this one...

thef irst thing it contains is the extract of a cows brain, which is used to help to make the consumers brain active, and help to start the process of healing the mind to the body, the next thing it contains is the puree of powdered bones of an undisclosed creature, to be used to help to start the process of linking the mind/body to the soul, and those are the only two things that I can actually remember are in this little pill here of mine... ;/...sorry, but thats all I can remember about it...but I've used it myself...a time or two... *smirks*

*I look at nick*
yea...why do you ask??
*I grin at nick*

[Flora Legacy]

*** DAMNIT... *smacks head on desk* I STILL HAVENT STARTED ANY MUSIC...WHAT THE HELL....***

[Dotzrus]

*I look at FL with a raised eyebrow*
...and the side effects?

[Flora Legacy]

*I continue to talk to dotz in his mind*
uhm... *I smirk*
lets just say that it causes one to have a rather good time... arather good time indeed... ;p... not like the kind that you caused us all with that subtleseed event, but still a good time...if i had to guess...i'd say it causes, well...sort of a euphoric style situation/mind set

[Nick]

{uh, just wondering...}*i go inside anyway, carrying the shirt, and i go into the basement and see what was set up, then i go to the room, put one of my shirts on, then the shirt FL gave me over it, then go outside again*{...um...what was that setup down in the basement?}

[Flora Legacy]

*** OOH MY GOD...SOOO FUCKING CUTE... :3... JUST...TOOO...FUCKING...CUTE... GAH... furry song nana hay goodbay ***

[Dotzrus]

...a good time huh?
*think for a second in a place in my mind FL can't reach*
...you know what FL... I'll trust you...
*I swallow the pill*
...so how long we talkin til it takes affect?

[Flora Legacy]

*I look over at nick*
uhm...well...initially, it was the setup that I wanted to use for the last time we'd needed to interogate someone...dont remember who though...but then I just wanted to find out how effective it would be...and chad thought it looked like something fun, so he offered to test it out...and...well...yea, you see how it went...

* i look over at dotz*
well, that depends on the person, and how strong of willed and mind they are...but it shouldnt take too long...I'm interested in the kind of euphoria thatyou yourself will have...cause for me, it was interesting enough...but it seems to vary in effects ever so slightly based upon the person that has consumed it...but its almost all the same kind of euphoria, just to a varying degree of the style... for example, for me, it gave me the euphoric effect of a hardstyle rave with LOTS of strobe lights, led's, glow sticks, and that kind of thing, but to other people, its still a euphoria, but to a vary style...
*I watch dotz intensely and very curiously to see the kind that he has*
***why does that last sentence sound SOOOOOO damn dirty?? x.x"***

[Flora Legacy]

*** 0.0...nice...we still have an xp user here...YUSS... *fist pumps* ***

[Dotzrus]

*I stand for second and wait*
How long til this side affect... cause I dont... feel... anything...?
*I start to wobble but a give a big smile*

[Nick]

{...should i get him back to his house?}

[Flora Legacy]

*I smirk and look over to nick*
naaaa...hell be fine...plus, this is something I want to see...
*to dotz*
so, how do ya feel dotz?? startin to feel healed yet, or just startin to feel the fun of the pill...cause I dont quite remember how long after the initial fun of the pill, it is before you can actually start to feel yourself healing...

[Flora Legacy]

*** yay...another awesome furry video... not quite awesome in any other respects that are as noteable as the fact that the song is aweosme on its own... *smirks* confusing, no?? furry - sailor song***

[Dotzrus]

*I stop wobbling but keep the smile*
I feel WONDERFUL!!!
*I get FL and Nick and put them into a big group hug*
Why can't EVERYONE be furry like you guys, then everything would be super duper awesome fun... you all like rabbits and you make more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more until EVERYTHING IS SUPER FUN!!!
*I start to shoot fireworks into the sky from my fingers as I start shuffling*

[Dotzrus]

*Vorgin appears and looks terrified*
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GUYS DO!! YOU BROKE DOTZ!!

[Flora Legacy]

***OOOH GOD...PUMP AND PIPE...OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS SONG FOR SOOOO LONG...GOD, I NEED TO FIND THAT ONE AGAIN ON MY ZUNE...HO GOD...YUSS...the video is aweosme as well...adds tothe awesomeness of the song...god.... *wracks my brain* who the hell makes this song...god...its on the tip of my tounge...fuck...oooh this is going to irritate me all day now x.x" Furries pump and pipe***
0.0...
*i react with pure shock*
holy...shit...dotz...THIS IS AWESOME... HAHAHA...
*it then dawns on me, holy shit, I've mad dotz into me...*
=^_^=" uhm...yea...vorgin...what the hell has happened to dotz??